10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.