10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.