10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.