10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson