10 Random Poker Quotes

If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you play 69, always bet on the come.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln