10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth