10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Fold and live to fold again
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?