10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-