10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Never educate a stupid poker player.