10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson