10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier