10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for loners.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.