10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?