10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow