10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi