10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986