10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.