10 Random Poker Quotes

I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
"My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Fold and live to fold again
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
Fook the floosh droo!