10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo