10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.