10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth