10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.