10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP