10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.