10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.