10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.