10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack