10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• It's Free To Fold...
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it