10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Poker is for loners.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "No river, no fish."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.