10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"