10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.