10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- It's Free To Fold...