10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Welcome to kicker school
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts