10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!