10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz