10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'