10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
It's Free To Fold...
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.