10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.