10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---