10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.