10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"