10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."