10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.