10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson