10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz