10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'