10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)