10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Fold and live to fold again
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.