10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Those eggs smell delicious!