10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Fook the floosh droo!